|There was really great and fun conversation on #dotr, which started
suddenly (I enjoyed it a lot and think that others feel the same ;). And, wonderful
role-playing experience! ;) So we decided that these logs should be posted here... and may
be we'd hear your feedback about ideas discussed during the chat...?
- Agent Azimer
- Agent Inity
- Agent Nazgul
- Sentinel Infi
I have to say that Hal3K was really strong in her beliefs and rebellion' leaders can be
really proud of her! :)
(Will be the Matrix proud of us? I don't know 8)
Rebellion' leaders, where were you? ;)
Time is: Moscow time (GMT +3:00)
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[13:35] <janterum> uhoh
[13:35] <Hal3K> Sorry,
queen 'o the typos tonight, what don't you understand? Hi Azimer!
[13:35] <janterum> AAA
[13:35] <Azimer> after so
long... I have returned :)
[13:35] <Azimer> I had to get reprogrammed
[13:35] <Infi> hi Azimer
[13:35] <Azimer> Hello infi
[13:36] <Azimer> I am now an Agent again >=)
[13:36] * Azimer puts on his shades
[13:36] <janterum> i must sleep now............i apologice..but will br back
infaughter in 7 hours..........
[13:36] * Hal3K quakes in fear of agents lol
<Inity> Azimer: still on
[13:37] <Hal3K> Good night k!
[13:37] <janterum> brckbrckbrckbrckbrckbrckbrckbrckbrckbrckbrckbrckbrckbrck
[13:37] <Azimer> negative... gonna CRUSH the rebellion
like the disease they are
[13:37] <Azimer> !!!
[13:37] <Infi> sweet dreams, kyote
<Inity> Azimer: glad to see it ;)
[13:38] <janterum> g'night.........I wish the most pleasant of Slumber for you
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[13:38] <Azimer> Oh yes... they will pay for their
crimes. I don't like being here... and it's their fault... especially Trinity
[13:38] <Hal3K> lol
<Inity> Azimer: I wanted to ask you, do you have this
in a written story or not?..
[13:38] <Azimer> have what?
<Inity> Azimer: your story
[13:39] <Azimer> Well... I think I know what you mean,
but no... I don't write down anything
<Inity> Azimer: Trinity was telling me about you on
rebellion' side or somewhat like that. I didn't understand was that in a story or just
role-playing on boards
[13:40] <Azimer> My memory is still a little foggy from
the virus Neo inserted into the Matrix core
[13:40] <Azimer> nah... just my wild imagination ;-)
<Inity> Azimer: why not write that down someday 8)
[13:41] <Azimer> grrr... Neo will suffer!
<Inity> Neo is so far, far away from our Russia... :)
[13:41] <Azimer> hmm... perhaps I will... it's what
happen AFTER the matrix movie ended
[13:41] <Azimer> evil Neo and all his evilness
[13:42] <Azimer> though I am Agent Evil Azimer ;)
[13:42] * Azimer bows
[13:42] <Hal3K> Poor Neo, all he wants is to free
humanity from your tyranny... lol
[13:42] <Azimer> Our tyranny is saving that miserable
[13:43] <Hal3K> How sad for the species, then.
[13:43] <Azimer> Without us, they would ruin the world
more then they have already!!!
<Inity> Oh my godness, what an energy 8)
[13:43] <Infi> Huh? 8)
[13:43] <Azimer> You are all a disease ridden rodents,
and we are the exterminators
[13:43] <Infi> I like this words after all 8))
[13:44] <Hal3K> Who gave you the power to decide what
needs exterminating, Az? :)
[13:44] <Hal3K> A machine?
[13:44] <Hal3K> How empty!
[13:44] <Azimer> Our 100Ghz brains :)
[13:44] <Hal3K> How hollow!
[13:44] <Hal3K> How pathetic!
<Inity> Hmm, I really feel that Azimer was just
re-programmed, this inspiration/passion in Azimer's words 8)
[13:45] <Azimer> Hal3K: What is pathetic is watching
you all destroy your selfs for a little piece of land
[13:45] <Hal3K> Yes, he could not achieve passion on
his own, naturally. A machine must have done it.
* Inity really can't leave the channel when
so interesting things happen...
[13:45] <Hal3K> :)
[13:45] <Hal3K> Battle of the naturals versus the
[13:45] <Infi> Hal, what's the difference? 8))
[13:46] <Hal3K> The real versus the pathetics. :)
[13:46] <Hal3K> The true versus the prosthetic.
[13:46] <Infi> Hal how can you tell a real passion from
inducted one? 8)))
[13:46] <Azimer> Hal3K: Human beings destroy more
species then anything.
[13:46] * Hal3K plays Devil's Advocate
[13:46] <Azimer> Give me access to the Zion Mainframe!
[13:47] <Hal3K> But they create more beauty and art
than any other species too!
[13:47] *** X changes topic to 'Agent Azimer is
back to the Matrix' side! - Hurray! :)'
[13:47] <Azimer> There you are wrong
[13:47] <Hal3K> REally? Examples?
[13:47] <Azimer> The butterflies are more wonderful
then your pathetic "Art"
[13:48] <Hal3K> Yet you wish to exterminate butterflies
in your quest to eradicate the real. Explain?
[13:48] <Azimer> You art is just a plague of polluting
materials plastered on unreusable raw materials
[13:48] <Azimer> Hal3K: Humans have destroyed the
[13:48] <Hal3K> And your killing of all living beings
figures into this how?
[13:48] <Azimer> their hatred of us has driven them to
[13:48] <Azimer> why?
[13:49] <Azimer> because they wanted to prevent us from
getting the sunlight... how pathetically stupid
[13:49] <Azimer> We are doing you a favor by giving you
[13:50] <Hal3K> Humor me Agent, if you will. Humans'
desire to prevent you from killing them all is wrong why?
[13:50] <Azimer> you can now live your life before you
[13:50] <Azimer> It's wrong because they killed all
species doing so
[13:51] <Infi> Hal, agents are not killing humans
without a _hard_ reason... 8)
[13:51] <Hal3K> Oh I see, so you're just finishing the
job they started, is that right?
[13:51] <Infi> Hal but humans do that 8)
<Inity> yes, sure, Infi
<Inity> We are kind and gracious......
[13:51] <Hal3K> So you are essentially agreeing with
their goals, correct? If you posit that their goals were to kill all living things.
[13:51] <Azimer> We are not killing any species... we
are just preventing humans from hurting anything more
[13:52] <Infi> Hal, agents are trying to save the human
race... despite how hard humans will act to die 8)
[13:52] <Infi> Hal, it's wrong. It's by no way a goal.
[13:52] <Hal3K> So you derive your goals from their
goals, correct? Do you have anything original to offer?
[13:52] <Hal3K> Or are you just parroting the superior
[13:53] <Infi> Hal, if you think the Agents' goal is to
kill every human - you're wrong.
* Inity just figured out that there are
three agents and one sentinel on a channel right now, and only Hal3K is on the other
[13:53] * Hal3K can take you all
<Inity> so may be we need to convert you Hal? 8))
[13:53] <Infi> Hal hehe 8-E======
[13:54] <Hal3K> :)
<Inity> Well, I'm not going to do that... (for the
[13:54] <Azimer> muhahaha
[13:54] <Infi> I just staying on my position. Every
single being have a right to choose his ways.
[13:54] <Hal3K> To do what Inity, attempt a
[13:55] <Hal3K> lol!
[13:55] <Azimer> You thought Agent Smith was badass...
fear Agent Evil Azimer!!!
[13:55] <Infi> It's no matter would it be a human or a
squid, a rebel or an Agent...
<Inity> Hal: it's just my mission... :)
[13:55] <Hal3K> Dodge this, Azimer!!!!!!
[13:55] <Azimer> h4w... you can never kill an agent you
[13:55] <Infi> Inity, a mission or a wish? 8)
<Inity> Hal: to show people and rebals that we can be
nice.... and that we have our truth...
<Inity> Infi: both :)
<Inity> I like it :)
[13:56] <Azimer> We are the truth
[13:56] <Azimer> the Matrix is the truth
[13:56] <Hal3K> Yes I know you creeps regenerate. But
we will eventually prevail, and you know it.
<Inity> Infi: one our old friend joined our side
yesterday... just after visiting my page. I was shocked...
[13:56] <Infi> Inity, "I'm unable to distinguish
them any longer..." 8)
[13:56] <Hal3K> The matrix is a false system of
control, weak and feeble, easy to unplug.
[13:57] <Infi> Inity who was it?
<Inity> If the matrix was programmed by Microsoft... 8)
[13:57] <Infi> Hal, look, there are THREE agents here,
and no one even tried to touch you.
[13:57] <Azimer> You know something... if it's the
machine the people were fighting against... why would Neo be so all powerful... I mean...
all he could do it destroy the matrix... then what? The machine would fight and destroy
those damn viruses once and for all
[13:57] <Infi> Hal and you are already boiling with
hate... WHY? 8)
[13:57] <Azimer> so Neo is dumber then a door nail!
<Inity> Infi: one of RCL subscribers (lurkers mostly)
[13:58] <Hal3K> Yes as a natural peep, we do tend to
hate you fake ones... :)
<Inity> Neo isn't dumb, he is a cheater 8)
[13:59] <Infi> Inity, you're hiding the name or it
would just say nothing to me? 8)
<Inity> But we have legal administrative access rights
<Inity> Infi: http://www.complife.net/galinfo.asp?id=113
<Inity> Infi: was searching for link :)
[14:00] <Infi> Hal, why do you? 8)) Agents are still a
peeps, no matter artifical or natural ones. And they're more consistent and reasonable Ias
I can see for now 8)))
<Inity> Infi: yesterday he requested an authorization
on my ICQ... calling himself an Agent and I was really shocked 8)
[14:00] <Hal3K> All you have to fuel you is hatred, my
Agent friend. That is a feeble fuel.
[14:00] <Azimer> my evilness carries across irc
[14:00] <Hal3K> Humans can love, which is beyond your
[14:01] <Azimer> [05:02] ***
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[14:01] <Azimer> [05:04] <Azimer>
[14:01] <Azimer> [05:04] <Azimer>
You will suffer the death of a thousand deaths!
[14:01] <Azimer> [05:04] <NeoBlaze> great!
[14:01] <Azimer> [05:04] <NeoBlaze> um, wait
[14:01] <Azimer> [05:04] <Azimer>
Your crimes against the matrix will NOT go unpunished!!
[14:01] <Azimer> he had no clue what was coming ;)
[14:02] <Infi> Why hatred, Hal? Open your eyes! Their
fuel is a mission, and an urge to keep their world intact!
[14:02] <Hal3K> Their shabby little bits and bytes
world, yeah! Keep dreaming, Agents.
[14:03] <Infi> Hal, OUR world. We have only one of them
as a reality... 8(
[14:03] <Azimer> Hal3K: would you like to die in the
matrix or have our squids take you out?
[14:03] <Infi> Hal you people had destroyed it,
poisoned and burned it... and you could not stop that...
[14:03] <Hal3K> And there is your sad limitation, Agent
Infi. We have infinite worlds to choose from.
[14:03] <nazgul> Hal: Are
you sure' you're not dreaming NOW?
[14:03] <Infi> Hal So did we...
[14:04] <Infi> Hal, I'm not an Agent... By no means I
can be the one.
[14:04] <Azimer> Oh... I am gonna make a huge evil
azimer post on the forum exploiting the flaws of your rebellion!!!
<Inity> Sentinel Infi 8)
[14:04] <Azimer> You will bow down to the matrix...
they all will
<Inity> Azi, be careful
[14:04] <Hal3K> Destruction is easy. A child can do it.
Construction takes more. Wisdom. Effort. Maturity. Things you Agents could never achieve.
[14:04] <Infi> Hal, you have only one world... WE SHARE
it... and there is no other _reality_...
<Inity> Azi, or they will try to re-program you back to
their side 8)
[14:04] <Azimer> hahahaha
[14:05] <Hal3K> Keep telling yourself that Infi, maybe
you'll believe it yourself some day.
[14:05] <Azimer> hal... you fool!!! hahaha... humans
have done NOTHING but destory the planet they call home!!!
[14:05] <Infi> Hal, exactly. You have near destroyed
your world. Your ONLY world... and we could not stand aside and die as you will do that to
* Inity totally agrees with Azi...
[14:05] <Hal3K> Yeah, yeah, a virus, bla bla bla, heard
it all before.
[14:05] <Hal3K> Bored now.
[14:05] <nazgul> Hal: You
have a very bad habit I think,: always act and think as a Warrior Of The Light: "Who
is not with us is against us..."
<Inity> Hmm, rebels' brainwashing results... we all can
see :( :)
[14:06] <Hal3K> Yes indeedy I am against evil Agent
[14:06] <Azimer> Hal should be reinserted into the
matrix before it's too late
[14:06] <Infi> Hal so to keep the world at least alive,
to have a chance to recover it some day... we isolated the humans inside the Matrix
<Inity> Hal, why do you think we're evil...
[14:06] <Azimer> we may have to destroy hal
[14:06] <nazgul> Hal:
[14:06] <Azimer> what do you think Agent Inity?
<Inity> -- says Inity with sad and lovely voice :)
[14:07] <Hal3K> Because you hate me and you haven't
even met me, that is evil to me.
[14:07] <Infi> Hal giving them a chance to wait till
the time we heal the wounds you did to a relity...
<Inity> Azi: about what? :)
[14:07] <Azimer> wait wait wait
[14:07] <Azimer> stop
[14:07] <Azimer> Hal3K? Umm... role playing? We love
[14:07] <Hal3K> So Infi you acknowledge a reality
beyond the false one you inflict on everyone?
<Inity> yes, we love you... ;)
[14:07] * Hal3K knows we're playing, I am
* Inity loves people and hates to kill them
[14:07] <Azimer> I am just playing my role
[14:08] <Hal3K> :)
* Inity loves being in character like now 8)
[14:08] <Infi> Hal, of course, and noone hid it. There
IS a reality you had tried to destroy.
[14:09] <Hal3K> Me or ignorant idiot rich white guys?
[14:09] <Infi> Hal and the humanity will NOT survive it
[14:09] <Hal3K> You'd think a sentient program could
make finer distinctions than you all seem capable of making.
[14:09] <Infi> But we're working on it... and some day
the Earth will be suitable for your humans again.
[14:09] <Azimer> Infi: is that wise?
[14:09] <Azimer> Releasing the humans?
[14:10] <Azimer> that is insane!
[14:10] <Infi> Sentinels are not just a rebel
killers... They are those who cleaning and healing the wounded planet right now
<Inity> Infi, yes....
[14:10] <Infi> while humans are enjoying the illusion
they got used to.
[14:10] <Hal3K> Planet that sustains your Agent selves
too, I might mention...
[14:11] <Hal3K> We were here before you were, therefore
you should leave.
[14:11] <Infi> Hal, the humans struck first in that
[14:11] <Hal3K> "We don't know who struck first,
us or them." ~Morpheus
[14:11] <Infi> Hal sure, we may leave... eat your
redioactive dust by yourselves... 8)
[14:11] <Infi> Hal, it's what Morpheus thinks about it,
[14:12] <Hal3K> Ok, yum!!!! Go!!!!
[14:12] <Infi> Sentinels have exact recordings...
[14:12] <Infi> With exact dates of every event...
[14:12] <Hal3K> Yet sentinels assert falsehoods on a
constant basis. Explanation?
[14:12] <Infi> Hal, we're trying to follow the First
[14:13] <Infi> Hal to protect the human beings by all
[14:13] <Hal3K> Above All Else, Do No Harm? That Law?
[14:13] <Infi> As well as the Third one - to protect
ourselves as long as it is not violates the First one...
[14:13] <Infi> Yes, it is 8)
[14:14] <Hal3K> So in your pathetic Agent views,
[14:14] <Infi> Don't you think there is much safer
being on a radioactive planet surface than in a well-guarded capsules? 8)
<Inity> Infi, didn't you see this? -- http://www.atrus.ru/rus/picks.asp?f=991210
- it's in russian, an interview with Wachowski's
<Inity> I don't think that's a slavery
[14:15] <Infi> No. We do not enslave you, we're not
using your services in any way. We just keeping you alive and well till the day you can
safely exist on a surface.
[14:15] <Hal3K> But we do and you don't respect our
views. You are using our electricity.
[14:15] <Infi> And we're making this day closer every
[14:16] <Hal3K> Your failure to acknowledge your use of
us disturbs me, and reconfirms my knowledge that you are not fit to rule us.
[14:16] <Infi> Hal, you may stop giving your
electricity 8))) You are free to do that, just express it with loud and clear voice.
[14:16] <Infi> Hal strangely, not a single human did
[14:16] <Hal3K> At what point in your brainwashing
scheme were they allowed to? And many rebels have expressed just that, btw. All you do is
send squiddies after us.
[14:17] <Infi> Rebels were trying to destroy the
Matrix... and to kill EVERY SINGLE HUMAN in it by that act. We Sentinels cannot allow this
[14:17] <Hal3K> No answer, hun?
[14:18] <Infi> So we're fighting the rebels to keep ALL
OTHER peeps alive.
* Inity drinks cola and thinks how to
translate the last question...
[14:18] <Hal3K> Oh I see, you love humanity so much
that you want to keep us all alive. But you're not using us for anything, right?
[14:18] <Infi> Hal, we're not using you against your
[14:19] <Hal3K> Sez who?
[14:19] <Hal3K> You? Bwahahahaha!
[14:19] <Hal3K> What right do Agents have to say what
humans' wishes are?
[14:19] <Infi> Hal yes, we have to collect your body
heat and electricity... cause you didn't leave us a choice by scorching th sky
[14:19] <Hal3K> Didja ever ask any of us?
[14:19] <Hal3K> Yes, we did. Hydroelectric power, for
[14:20] <Azimer> Hal3K: Do you know what?
[14:20] <Hal3K> You were just too stupid to think of
<Inity> Where did you see water in this desert of
[14:20] <Hal3K> What Az?
[14:20] <Azimer> There is no spoon :)
[14:20] <Hal3K> :)
[14:20] <Infi> Hal it's a third law... and you're not
getting any hurt by this, so it is not a voilation of a First one.
[14:20] <Hal3K> No harm no foul, but you all have no
fricken clue what you are talking about, lol!
[14:21] <Infi> Hal, we have no time or wish to think of
alternatives. Just let us recover the world and then we'll have a well tested one - a
[14:21] <Infi> Hal, it's just pointless... 8(
[14:22] <Infi> Hal, at least I may say you thanks...
for hearing me.
<Inity> Infi's right...
[14:22] <Hal3K> You can tell yourselves that all you
want, because you are incapable of perceiving the point, thus you must invalidate it. No
prob INfi, thanks for the fun sparring!
[14:23] <Hal3K> I've been laughing my head off over
[14:23] <Infi> Many rebels just argue with their eyes
closed shut... not even trying to see the situation from Other Side....
<Inity> Can I say that it was useless?...
<Inity> I don't think so...
[14:23] <Hal3K> I see the Other Side, Infi, but it is
not the Only Side, as you seem to believe. Too bad you can't see beyond it.
<Inity> yes, Hal... just try to look from the Other
Side. One day. I don't call anyone to join Other Side, I just call them to look...
[14:24] <Infi> Hal, I cannot _prove_ you my position.
So you are. And noone is converting you or insisting on you getting to other side...
<Inity> (and it will be only your own choice..... :)
[14:24] <Hal3K> Good luck peeps, I only pity you your
weakness in needing converts so desperately.
* Inity thinks if log of this chat should be
posted on the forum?...
[14:25] <Hal3K> That would be hilarious. I'd like other
rebels' views to be represented too.
<Inity> hmm... Trinity will blame us all... and call
our words a brainwashing :(
[14:25] <Infi> Hal just accept that there are many
versions of the world events... and your point is not mandatory the right one.
[14:25] <Hal3K> Attempted brainwashing, lol!
[14:25] <Infi> Yes.., She's one of those peeps with
[14:25] <Hal3K> Yeah, poor soul. :( lol!
<Inity> Infi: you think she is hopeless... and she
[14:26] <Hal3K> Eyes never used because of you Agents,
[14:26] <Infi> Inity, I think she don't WISH to
understand... standing stubbornly on her points of view 8(
[14:27] <Infi> Hal, again you're trying to insult...
not to discuss or understand, but to insult... why?... 8(
<Inity> Hal, eyes... just a metaphoric saying
[14:28] <Hal3K> Why are you so threatened by our
natural capacities, btw? Sight, movement... Is it because you all are aware of your
frailty? INsults seem the order of the evening, and seem to be making us all laugh is why!
<Inity> Hal: you receive all electrical signals with
information... about the world 8)
[14:28] <Hal3K> And your point would be?
<Inity> Infi, yes,,, she don't wish.
<Inity> She thinks that codes to Zion is all what I
want from her 8)
[14:28] <Infi> Hal, squids have far more developed
sight and movement... 8) And noone is threatened.
[14:29] <Hal3K> That if you can take control of those
electrical impulses, you will feel safe from our threatening questions? Or our terrifying
desire for autonomy?
[14:29] <Azimer> This agent needs to catch some Zzz
[14:30] <Azimer> ;-)
[14:30] <Hal3K> Sweet dreams Az!
[14:30] *** Azimer is now known as SLEEPnAEA
[14:30] <SLEEPnAEA> AEA = Agent Evil Azimer ;)
[14:30] <Infi> "Which banner would you choose to
stand below? // A Twilight one, a Black one or a White one?"
<Inity> Infi: oh my godness... 8)
<Inity> my poetry?! :)
[14:31] <Infi> Hal your terrifying desire to die... and
kill your world along with yourself.
[14:31] <Infi> Inity, yes... just a bad try... 8)
<Inity> hmm... what a beautifull converstaion... but...
[14:32] <Hal3K> You interperet a desire to live free of
you as a desire to "die". How limited are your constructs.
* Inity thinks when she will be able to
press "disconnect" :(
[14:32] <Hal3K> Me too Inity, I'm tired, though this
has been very fun.
[14:32] <Infi> Inity and "twilight" is from
<Inity> Hal: we can continue that later ;)
[14:32] <Hal3K> I hope you Agents can have neat tidy
little Agent dreams tonight.
<Inity> Hal: any time you like 8)
[14:33] <Hal3K> :)
[14:33] <Infi> 8))
* Inity is going offline and out of
[14:33] <Infi> Anyway, that was rather pointless.
[14:33] <Hal3K> Good night you characters you!
[14:33] <Hal3K> :)
<Inity> I think we should post logs on the forum, or
[14:33] * Infi is going home at last... 8)
[14:33] *** Hal3K has quit
IRC (Hal3K was kidnapped by daemonic Fraggles. Pray for her!)
[14:33] <Infi> g'bye peeps, see ya tomorrow.
* Inity is leaving
Session Close: Thu May 18 14:43:00 2000